Would anyone like to see pictures of this bird Iām friends with
I love her
i am loving peopleās attempts to identify this bird its just an australian magpie, sheās not a chimera, sheās not a fucked up crow, etc. she is justā¦.. a regular run of the mill magpie
She is also a motherā¦. here is her yelling son who she brought to me one time
HOW THE HELL DID YOU BEFRIEND AN AUSTRALIAN MAGPIE
i give her chips sometimes
From what Iāve heard, australian magpies are actually quite nice if they trust you not to hurt them. Swooping season happens because, as a species, theyāve learned that most humans are Dangerous and so they preemptively attack to protect themselves and their young. If youāve been nice to a group of magpies, though, theyāll remember you and you wonāt be swooped at.
Magpies are extremely cool birds, and very intelligent⦠which means that they know that humans are the biggest threat around and that we can be good friends. Thus, swooping, and also not swooping humans who have proven themselves to be trustworthy sources of food.
The funniest interaction I ever had with some magpies was when one of my former workplaces had our Christmas lunch as a picnic in a park. A pair of magpies were teaching their fledgeling how to beg for food from humans. First one would approach, crouch down and coo at us; someone threw them a bit of cheese. Then the other adult approached, crouched down and cooed at us; someone threw a piece of cabanossi. Both tidbits were picked up, taken back and shared with the offspring⦠then the adults were standing there looking at the fledgeling and then at us, obviously goingĀ āGo on, then, you try it!ā
Fledgeling magpie nervously walked closer to us, looked back at its parents, then half-crouched and yelledĀ āRAWK!ā in our direction. We cracked up laughing, startling the poor baby, but he or she got over it pretty quickly when a HAIL of bits of cheese and sausage landed all around.
So iām just watching youtube, trying to chill out and whenever, when I get a Lego Movie 2 Ad for a video I was watching
do you see that timestamp at the bottom? Yeah, this is apparently 5 hours long.
And at first I was wondering, well is it the entire movie? Noā¦this entire ad is for their newest āeverything is awesomeā type song. It is called āthis song is gonna get stuck inside your headā and I am pretty goddamn sure it is going to repeat that one line over and over until my brain melts
So I am going to see if they really are playing it for 5 hours
10 minutes in. No breaks from looping yet
about half an hour in. I have been staring at what appears to be the child of Jack Frost and Edward Cullen wondering just how is he able to move in the cold if his body is dead
It is only 40 minutes in, and I canāt tell if I am immune to the music, or if my brain has stuck it as background noise
made it one hour and I swear I can hear them say the same line in two different ways
1) This songās gonna get stuck inside your
2) This songās going get stuck inside Joe
hour and 15 minutes
I have now found that even if I mute it I can still hear the song on point to the video
I have made a mistake. I paused the music for like one second. So the music that I hear now is clashing with the pace of the music I heard before
āTHIS SONGāS BURN AGAIN STUCK INSIDE JOEā
almost 2 hours of watching a lego blobās deep shoulder action. how does she do it? I will never know
I keep forgetting that I clicked on a different video to begin with. Like every minute I remember that this was an ad, then I just forget again
Is it possible for your ears to feel numb?
I canāt think anymore it took me 10 minutes to figure out that this was the half way point of 5 hours
itās true. Hell is a skrillex concert with no bass drop
Iām losing track over what thread to use. I need to talk out loud to write or I would be writing the song
I can time my blinks so every time I open my eyes I see the same scene over and over and over and over and over and over and over and
i need to FEED
this is how the CIA tortures people i hope you know this
Everything I know is a goddamn lie. This movie this hellsite everything why do I even exist
I am almost done with this nightmare. God I am so afriad I canāt remember what silence sounds like
I am going to find the man that greenlit this piece of shit and shove legos down their throat
I hate this movie so much
IM SO FUCKIN CLOSE I,M SO FUCKING CLOSE
IT HAS A FUCKING END CARD
MY FUCKING GOD
ā¦ā¦.i need a nap I need to just be absorbed into the void and hope that I can succumb to the darkness and not dream of legos
OP did not put themself through this for 342 notes
not to be fake deep but like average poor kids deserve affordable higher education too lmao. we shouldn’t be expected to get a perfect ACT, work 40 hours a week, do another 20 hours of extra circulars, be on the honor roll, take only AP classes, have a 4.5 GPA just to have a CHANCE at being able to afford college. esp when avrage rich kids can go wherever the fuck they want with a subpar GPA and test scores.