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zemdayas:

IS ANYONE STILL ALIVE?

HOW CAN ONE WOMAN BE SO BEAUTIFUL WOW

I AM IN AWE

coronation-eyes:

Eliot ‘Do you seriously think I wouldn’t name you king’ Waugh, everybody.

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Would anyone like to see pictures of this bird I’m friends with

I love her

i am loving people’s attempts to identify this bird its just an australian magpie, she’s not a chimera, she’s not a fucked up crow, etc. she is just….. a regular run of the mill magpie

She is also a mother…. here is her yelling son who she brought to me one time

HOW THE HELL DID YOU BEFRIEND AN AUSTRALIAN MAGPIE

i give her chips sometimes

From what I’ve heard, australian magpies are actually quite nice if they trust you not to hurt them. Swooping season happens because, as a species, they’ve learned that most humans are Dangerous and so they preemptively attack to protect themselves and their young. If you’ve been nice to a group of magpies, though, they’ll remember you and you won’t be swooped at.

Magpies are extremely cool birds, and very intelligent… which means that they know that humans are the biggest threat around and that we can be good friends. Thus, swooping, and also not swooping humans who have proven themselves to be trustworthy sources of food.

The funniest interaction I ever had with some magpies was when one of my former workplaces had our Christmas lunch as a picnic in a park. A pair of magpies were teaching their fledgeling how to beg for food from humans. First one would approach, crouch down and coo at us; someone threw them a bit of cheese. Then the other adult approached, crouched down and cooed at us; someone threw a piece of cabanossi. Both tidbits were picked up, taken back and shared with the offspring… then the adults were standing there looking at the fledgeling and then at us, obviously going “Go on, then, you try it!”

Fledgeling magpie nervously walked closer to us, looked back at its parents, then half-crouched and yelled “RAWK!” in our direction. We cracked up laughing, startling the poor baby, but he or she got over it pretty quickly when a HAIL of bits of cheese and sausage landed all around.

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So i’m just watching youtube, trying to chill out and whenever, when I get a Lego Movie 2 Ad for a video I was watching

do you see that timestamp at the bottom? Yeah, this is apparently 5 hours long.

And at first I was wondering, well is it the entire movie? No…this entire ad is for their newest “everything is awesome” type song. It is called “this song is gonna get stuck inside your head” and I am pretty goddamn sure it is going to repeat that one line over and over until my brain melts

So I am going to see if they really are playing it for 5 hours

10 minutes in. No breaks from looping yet

about half an hour in. I have been staring at what appears to be the child of Jack Frost and Edward Cullen wondering just how is he able to move in the cold if his body is dead

It is only 40 minutes in, and I can’t tell if I am immune to the music, or if my brain has stuck it as background noise

made it one hour and I swear I can hear them say the same line in two different ways

1) This song’s gonna get stuck inside your

2) This song’s going get stuck inside Joe

hour and 15 minutes

I have now found that even if I mute it I can still hear the song on point to the video

I have made a mistake. I paused the music for like one second. So the music that I hear now is clashing with the pace of the music I heard before

“THIS SONG’S BURN AGAIN STUCK INSIDE JOE”

almost 2 hours of watching a lego blob’s deep shoulder action. how does she do it? I will never know

I keep forgetting that I clicked on a different video to begin with. Like every minute I remember that this was an ad, then I just forget again

Is it possible for your ears to feel numb?

I can’t think anymore it took me 10 minutes to figure out that this was the half way point of 5 hours

it’s true. Hell is a skrillex concert with no bass drop

I’m losing track over what thread to use. I need to talk out loud to write or I would be writing the song

I can time my blinks so every time I open my eyes I see the same scene over and over and over and over and over and over and over and

i need to FEED

this is how the CIA tortures people i hope you know this

Everything I know is a goddamn lie. This movie this hellsite everything why do I even exist

I am almost done with this nightmare. God I am so afriad I can’t remember what silence sounds like

I am going to find the man that greenlit this piece of shit and shove legos down their throat

I hate this movie so much

IM SO FUCKIN CLOSE I,M SO FUCKING CLOSE

IT HAS A FUCKING END CARD

MY FUCKING GOD

…….i need a nap I need to just be absorbed into the void and hope that I can succumb to the darkness and not dream of legos

OP did not put themself through this for 342 notes

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shaunmurphy:

not to be fake deep but like average poor kids deserve affordable higher education too lmao. we shouldn’t be expected to get a perfect ACT, work 40 hours a week, do another 20 hours of extra circulars, be on the honor roll, take only AP classes, have a 4.5 GPA just to have a CHANCE at being able to afford college. esp when avrage rich kids can go wherever the fuck they want with a subpar GPA and test scores. 

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(Source: weheartit.com, via ni-tantan)

filmvisionary:

Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)